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Famous Quotes & Quotations By Bill Cosby:

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Daughters, Fathers, Wives.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Stupidity.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Parents.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Fathers.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
~ Bill Cosby, Fatherhood, 1986 Quotes - Category: Parents.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Failure, Success.

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
~ Bill Cosby, Fatherhood, 1986 Quotes - Category: Parents.

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Daughters.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes, Fatherhood, 1986 Quotes - Category: Parents.

Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Parents.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Advertising, Promises.

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Grandparent.

When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.
~ Bill Cosby Quotes - Category: Bras, Children, Puberty, Wives.

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