Quentin Crisp

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Famous Quotes & Quotations By Quentin Crisp:

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: Language.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: Clothes, Conformity.

I became one of the stately homos of England.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: Homosexuality, Insults.

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: God.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: Failure, Success.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: Men, Sex.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
~ Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968 Quotes - Category: Parents.

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: Teenagers.

This school was on top of a hill so that God could see everything that went on. It looked like a cross between a prison and a church and it was.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: Places.

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
~ Quentin Crisp Quotes - Category: Life.

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