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Alcohol Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Alcohol:

A drunken man is fitly named: he has drank, till he is drunken: the wine swallows his consciousness, and it sinks therein.
~ Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare Quotes, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
~ Author Unknown.

A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck.
~ Author Unknown.

A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills."
~ Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Quotes.

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
~ Ovid Quotes.

Wine is bottled poetry.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
~ Galileo Galilei Quotes.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~ Dave Barry Quotes.

You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
~ Author Unknown.

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.
~ Author Unknown.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
~ P.J. O'Rourke Quotes.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
~ Ernest Hemingway Quotes.

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.
~ Giuseppe Garibaldi Quotes.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
~ Robert A. Heinlein Quotes.

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
~ Author Unknown.

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
~ Author Unknown.

How did Bush go from being an alcoholic bum to the most powerful figure in the world?
~ Oliver Stone Quotes.

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.
~ Movie Quotes: Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1961.

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.
~ Don Marquis Quotes.

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