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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Alcohol:

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
~ Oscar Levant Quotes.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
~ Frank Sinatra Quotes.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~ Winston Churchill Quotes.

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
~ Thomas Jackson Quotes.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
~ John Marcellus Huston Quotes.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
~ Raymond Chandler Quotes.

I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
~ Attributed: Frank Nicholson Quotes.

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
~ Author Unknown.

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
~ Joseph Schenck Quotes.

If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice. The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosity.
~ Abraham Lincoln Quotes, address to the Washington Temperance Society, Springfield, Illinois, 22 February 1842.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
~ P.J. O'Rourke Quotes.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~ Dean Martin Quotes.

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
~ Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown Jr.

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
~ Author unknown.

If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.
~ Author Unknown.

I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.
~ TV Quotes: M*A*S*H, Hawkeye, 1973.

I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.
~ Phil Harris Quotes.

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
~ Thomas de Quincy Quotes, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856.

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
~ Author unknown.

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