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Alcohol Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Alcohol:

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
~ Benjamin Franklin Quotes.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
~ Homer Simpson Quotes.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
~ Jack Nicholson Quotes.

Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
~ Ambrose Bierce Quotes.

Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.
~ Ogden Nash Quotes, Reflection on Ice-Breaking.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
~ Graham Greene Quotes.

Draft beer, not people.
~ Author Unknown.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
~ Knute Rockne Quotes.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
~ Robert Benchley Quotes.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quotes.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
~ Bertrand Russell Quotes, The Conquest of Happiness.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
~ Jean Kerr Quotes.

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
~ Author Unknown.

Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
~ Movie Quotes: Arthur.

Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
~ Author Unknown.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
~ Henny Youngman.

Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
~ "Pappy" Maverick Quotes, Maverick.

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
~ Lord Chesterton Quotes.

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
~ William Shakespeare Quotes, Othello.

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
~ Mark Twain Quotes, Notebook, 1935.

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