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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Alcohol:

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
~ W.C. Fields Quotes.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
~ James Thurber Quotes.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
~ Lady Astor Quotes.

Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
~ Author Unknown.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
~ Jack Handey Quotes.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
~ Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen.

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
~ W.H. Davies Quotes.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
~ Mignon McLaughlin Quotes, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960.

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
~ Author Unknown.

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.
~ H.L. Mencken Quotes, Prejudices, Fourth Series, 1924.

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
~ Scottish Proverb.

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
~ Samuel Johnson Quotes.

We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.
~ Horace Hutchinson Quotes.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~ Henny Youngman Quotes.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
~ Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller Quotes, The Piccolomini, 1799.

When the wine is in, the wit is out.
~ Proverb.

Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
~ Robert Benchley Quotes.

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
~ Kin Hubbard Quotes.

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
~ Samuel Johnson Quotes.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes.

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