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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Computers:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
~ Mitch Ratcliffe Quotes.

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
~ Dave Barry Quotes.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
~ David J. Liszewski Quotes, 1998.

A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space.
~ Author Unknown.

A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
~ Author Unknown.

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
~ John Pierce Quotes.

Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
~ Author Unknown.

At least my pencil never crashes!
~ Author Unknown.

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
~ Author Unknown.

But they are useless. They can only give you answers.
~ Pablo Picasso Quotes.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
~ Edsger W. Dijkstra Quotes.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
~ Joseph Campbell Quotes.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
~ Jeff Pesis Quotes.

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
~ Dave Barry Quotes, Claw Your Way to the Top.

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
~ Author Unknown.

Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
~ Author Unknown.

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.
~ Author Unknown.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
~ Nicholas Negroponte Quotes.

Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.
~ Dave Barry Quotes, Claw Your Way to the Top.

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.
~ Dave Barry Quotes.

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