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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Dieting:

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
~ Author Unknown.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
~ Herbert B. Prochnow.

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
~ Author Unknown.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
~ Tom Wilson.

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."
~ Dave Barry.

All people are made alike -
of bones and flesh and dinner -
Only the dinners are different.
~ Gertrude Louise Cheney.

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.
~ Robert Quillen.

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
~ Chauncey M. Depew.

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
~ Don Kardong.

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.
~ Author Unknown.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
~ Author Unknown.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
~ Author Unknown.

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.
~ Horace.

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.
~ Author Unknown.

Dieting is not a piece of cake.
~ Author Unknown.

Dieting is wishful shrinking.
~ Author Unknown.

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
~ English Proverb.

Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself.
~ Author Unknown.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
~ Lewis C. Henry.

Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem.
~ Jane Thomas Noland.

Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
~ Author Unknown.

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.
~ Author Unknown.

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
~ Beth McCollister.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
~ Mignon McLaughlin Quotes, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966.

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
~ Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes.

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