Driving Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Driving:

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
~ Peter De Vries.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
~ Dudley Moore.

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson.

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
~ Jason Love.

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.
~ Edward Abbey.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
~ Dave Barry.

What fools indeed we morals are
To lavish care upon a Car,
With ne'er a bit of time to see
About our own machinery!
~ John Kendrick Bangs.

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
~ E.B. White.

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.
~ Author Unknown.

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
~ Larry Lujack.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
~ Author Unknown.

Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
~ Dr. Paul MacCready Jr.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
~ Author Unknown

No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
~ Garrett Hardin.

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
~ Lewis Mumford.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
~ Mac McCleary.

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