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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Exercise:

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
~ A.A. Milne Quotes.

Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.
~ Author Unknown.

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
~ Joan Welsh.

An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school.
~ David Walters.

Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out.
~ Norman Mailer.

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend.
~ John Dryden.

Commit to be fit.
~ Author Unknown.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
~ Author Unknown.

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
~ Barbara Ehrenreich.

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
~ Cher.

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.
~ Mark Twain Quotes.

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
~ Neil Armstrong.

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
~ Alec Yuill Thornton.

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
~ Attributed to Chauncey Depew & Mark Twain.

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
~ Marsha Doble.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
~ Ellen DeGeneres.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
~ Joey Adams.

If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.
~ Christiaan Barnard.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
~ Author Unknown.

It is exercise alone that supports the spirits, and keeps the mind in vigor.
~ Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes.

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it.
~ Plato.

Movement is a medicine for creating change in a person's physical, emotional, and mental states.
~ Carol Welch.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
~ Phyllis Diller.

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
~ Chris Adams.

There is a necessity for a regulating discipline of exercise that, whilst evoking the human energies, will not suffer them to be wasted.
~ Thomas de Quincey.

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