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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Food:

Rice is born in water and must die in wine.
~ Italian Proverb.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
~ Author Unknown.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
~ Erma Bombeck.

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.
~ Oleg Kiselev.

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.
~ Garrison Keillor.

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.
~ Elizabeth Berry.

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
~ Judith Viorst.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
~ Author Unknown.

Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths. Arguably more than crack cocaine.
~ Guy Ritchie.

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.
~ Beatrice & Ira Freeman.

The belly rules the mind.
~ Spanish Proverb.

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
~ G.K. Chesterton Quotes.

The story of barbecue is the story of America: Settlers arrive on great unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and eat them.
~ Vince Staten.

The twelve-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
~ Terry Moore.

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.
~ Confucius Quotes.

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
~ Author Unknown.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.
~ Leslie Moak Murray.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
~ Robert Frost.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
~ Linda Grayson.

There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix.
~ Author Unknown.

This is every cook's opinion -
no savory dish without an onion,
but lest your kissing should be spoiled
your onions must be fully boiled.
~ Jonathan Swift.

'Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.
~ James Wadworth.

Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can't fit you into my schedule right now.
~ Uniek Swain.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
~ Jim Davis.

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