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Husband Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Husbands:

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
~ Ogden Nash.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
~ W. Somerset Maugham Quotes.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
~ H.L. Mencken.

A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers.
~ African Proverb.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes, Journals.

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.
~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.
~ Duane Dewel.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
~ Helen Rowland.

Being a husband is a whole-time job.
~ Enoch Arnold Bennett.

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love.
~ William Penn.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~ Socrates.

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
~ Mary Buckley.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
~ Robert Frost.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~ Author Unknown.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
~ Helen Rowland.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
~ H.L. Mencken.

One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life
Either about God's secrets or one's wife.
~ Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales.

Speaking to, or crying over, a husband never did any good yet.
~ Rudyard Kipling, Plain Tales From the Hills.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
~ H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques.

Such duty as the subject owes the prince, even such a woman oweth to her husband.
~ William Shakespeare Quotes, The Taming of the Shrew.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
~ H.V. Prochnow.

The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
~ Leo J. Burke.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
~ Oscar Wilde Quotes.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
~ Honore de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage.

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