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Marriage Quotes

Famous Quotes & Quotations About Marriage:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~ Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966.

One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour.
~ M.M. Musselman.

Some women pick men to marry - and others pick them to pieces.
~ Mae West.

Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
~ Author Unknown.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
~ Peter Devries.

The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
~ William Lyon Phelps.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
~ Martin Luther.

Marriage is for woman the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
~ Bertrand Russell.

Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
~ Ambrose Bierce.

Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
~ Mae West.

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.
~ Menander.

Think not because you are now wed
That all your courtship's at an end.
~ Antonio Hurtado de Mendoza.

Are we not like two volumes of one book?
~ Marceline Desbordes-Valmore.

Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.
~ Charles Dickens.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
~ Author Unknown.

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.
~ Gene Perret.

What are you trying to protect heterosexual marriages from? There isn't a limited amount of love in Iowa. It isn't a non-renewable resource. If Amy and Barbara or Mike and Steve love each other, it doesn't mean that John and Mary can't.
~ Ed Fallon.

What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many?
~ Angela Carter, Nights at the Circus.

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
~ Emily Brontë.

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