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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Men:

It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.
~ Mae West.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
~ Mae West.

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
~ Mae West.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
~ Mae West.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going while you've still got them.
~ Mae West.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
~ Jay McInerney.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
~ Mae West.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
~ Dave Barry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~ Rita Rudner.

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
~ Author Unknown.

If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon's gonna get pissed off, and the tides'll change, and all the women'll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it.
~ Tori Amos.

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
~ Jayne Mansfield.

Men can live without air a few minutes, without water for about two weeks, without food for about two months - and without a new thought for years on end.
~ Kent Ruth.

Men don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose.
~ Allan Pease.

Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth, more than ruin, more even than death. Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.
~ Bertrand Russell.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
~ Quentin Crisp.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
~ Rita Rudner.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
~ Andy Rooney.

Men who borrow their opinions can never repay their debts.
~ George Savile, Marquess de Halifax, Miscellaneous Thoughts and Reflections.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
~ Woody Allen.

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