PMS Quotes

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Famous Quotes & Quotations About PMS:

Do you know why they call it "PMS?" Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
~ Author Unknown.

I have terrible PMS. I just went a little crazy.
~ Melanie Griffith.

I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
~ TV: South Park, spoken by Mr Garrison.

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.
~ Robert A. Heinlein.

This PMS, it's murder!
~ Movie: Lethal Weapon 3, spoken by Lorna (Rene Russo).

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
~ Roseanne Barr.

If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon's gonna get pissed off, and the tides'll change, and all the women'll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it.
~ Tori Amos.

My license plate says PMS. Nobody cuts me off!
~ Wendy Leibman.

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