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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Sex:

Its avowed purpose is to excite sexual desire, which, I should have thought, is unnecessary in the case of the young, inconvenient in the case of the middle aged, and unseemly in the old.
~ Malcolm Muggeridge, Tread Softly For You Tread On My Jokes, 1966.

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
~ Author Unknown.

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
~ Butch Hancock.

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
~ Henry Louis Mencken.

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
~ David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
~ Harlan Ellison.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
~ Author Unknown.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
~ S.J. Perelman.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
~ Woody Allen.

Marriage is for woman the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
~ Bertrand Russell.

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
~ Thomas Szasz.

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
~ Jayne Mansfield.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
~ Quentin Crisp.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
~ Rita Rudner.

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
~ Andy Rooney.

My cock doesn't talk politics.
~ Stephal Sachs.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
~ Bob Hope.

My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife.
~ Edwina Currie, The Observer, 15 February 1987.

My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
~ W. Somerset Maugham.

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
~ Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
~ Clare Booth Luce.

Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
~ Author unknown.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
~ Abraham Lincoln.

Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
~ Alexander Woollcott.

Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won't be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex.... But our parents are sexually retarded too.... Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow.... Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf.
~ Floyd Martinson.

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