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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Sex:

Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
~ Dorothy Parker.

The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.
~ Leonardo da Vinci.

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
~ Author Unknown.

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
~ William H. Masters.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.
~ Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985.

The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex.
~ Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer, A Natural History of Rape.

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
~ Author Unknown.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
~ Gloria Leonard.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
~ Truman Capote.

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating.
~ Author Unknown.

The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
~ William Osler.

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
~ Author Unknown.

The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay.
~ Martin Luther.

The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.
~ D.H. Lawrence

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
~ William B. Yeats.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
~ P.J. O'Rourke.

There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
~ Mae West.

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
~ Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour.

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
~ Elton John.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
~ Billy Joel.

Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert - unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on - are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.
~ Colin Ward, Anarchy in Action.

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
~ Don Schrader.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
~ Cary Grant.

Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
~ Lily Tomlin.

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