Skirt Quotes

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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Skirts:

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
~ Ronald Knox.

All I really want to be is boring. When people talk about me, I'd like them to say, Carol's basically a short Bill Bradley. Or, Carol's kind of like Al Gore in a skirt.
~ Carol Moseley Braun.

Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
~ Pink.

Ever since that day when I was 11 years old, and I wasn't allowed in a photo because I wasn't wearing a tennis skirt, I knew that I wanted to change the sport.
~ Billie Jean King.

I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though. It's like, do you think I'm going to stop and give you my phone number?
~ Kristen Bell.

I'm tired of being around men all the time. I'm going to start a band called Skirt with three girls and I'll play the guitar and sing backing vocals in drag. I went window shopping when I was in New York, saw a lot of amazing dresses.
~ Brian Molko.

Obviously, a skirt does present certain problems that I had to be aware of. But when it came to the shoot and we were rolling, I didn't really pay it any attention. It wasn't too bad.
~ Chiaki Kuriyama.

Obviously, you've never seen a woman skydiving in a hoop skirt.
~ Chris A. Bridges.

One of my favorites is The Sound of Music. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.
~ Mark Roberts.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
~ Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1973.

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.
~ Naomi Campbell.

Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt.
~ Shirley Chisholm.

What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.
~ Sarah Vaughan.

You should have seen me in my Catholic school girl skirt with my knees knocking together.
~ Jodi Lyn O'Keefe.

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