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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Smoking:

A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
~ Author Unknown.

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
~ Oscar Wilde Quotes, The Picture of Dorian Gray.

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
~ James I of England, A Counterblaste to Tobacco, 1604.

A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
~ TV: MASH, Bug-Out, Klinger, 1976.

A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.
~ Brock Fiant.

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
~ Rudyard Kipling, The Betrothed.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
~ Author Unknown.

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
~ Turkish Proverb.

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
~ Jay Leno.

Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary rape. It invades my body against my will, and it's not fair.
~ Patty Young.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
~ Mignon McLaughlin Quotes, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966.

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
~ Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?.

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
~ Arturo Toscanini.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
~ Benny Hill.

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
~ Michelle Pfeiffer.

I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
~ Paul Carvel.

If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside alkaloids and habit, a sense for opium, an intangible habit which lives on, despite the recasting of the organism. The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house.
~ Jean Cocteau Quotes.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
~ Douglas Adams.

If you must smoke, take your butt outside.
~ Author Unknown.

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
~ Mignon McLaughlin Quotes, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966.

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.
~ Author Unknown.

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
~ Mark Twain Quotes.

It's all one thing - both tend into one scope -
To live upon Tobacco and on Hope,
The one's but smoke, the other is but wind.
~ Sir Robert Aytoun of Kincaldie, Sonnet on Tobacco.

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
~ Dave Beard.

Little tube of mighty pow'r,
Charmer of an idle hour,
Object of my warm desire.
~ Isaac Hawkins Browne, A Pipe of Tobacco.

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