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Famous Quotes & Quotations About Smoking:

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
~ George D. Prentice.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
~ Author Unknown.

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
~ Florence King.

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.
~ Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour.

On CBS Radio the news of [Ed Murrow's] death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.
~ Alexander Kendrick.

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
~ Author Unknown.

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
~ Author Unknown.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
~ Woody Allen.

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind and smoke in the world.
~ Irish Proverb.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
~ Author Unknown.

Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
~ A.P. Herbert.

Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?
~ Sign from Ken's Magic Shop.

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson.

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
~ Author Unknown.

The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
~ Edith Zittler.

The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker.
~ Author Unknown.

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
~ Kurt Vonnegut.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
~ Katharine Whitehorn.

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
~ Trey Parker.

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
~ Harold Robbins.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
~ Mark Twain, Attributed.

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960.

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
~ Luis Buñuel.

Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.
~ Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy.

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